by Shpadoinkle! February 27, 2020

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face
Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.
by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021

by Bungholeo July 6, 2015

by old.sparechange February 20, 2023

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019
