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These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...
"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.
by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023
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is simply destruction
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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021
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Reality

If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.
Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Reality

When shit happens.
When shit gets real.
Holy shit! I can’t believe this is reality.
by The_Family_Jews May 10, 2020
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personalized reality

A design and constructed reality which filters out negative media messages, negative people, and applies the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule, and other Christian principles. It is more efficient, more honest, and respects and considers the individuals far more than the mainstream reality does.
I am living in a "personalized reality" which filters out negative media messages, negative people, bad habits, poisonous food, and applies most of the Christian principles, starting with the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule to create a more efficient, more honest reality which respects people more.
by but for July 30, 2020
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Reality

Reality is often disappointing
by Legendaryoddball June 3, 2019
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reality joke gift

A reality joke is a joke told, but the joke turns out to be reality, or a real situation. This can be unintentional, as in someone has no idea the joke is about something real. But it is often intentional, where someone knows the situation is real, and makes the joke to make fun of someone or something. So a reality joke gift would be a gag gift or a joke type gift. The gift is given either to be funny, as in the gift giver has no idea the joke is reality; or the gift can be given to make fun of someone, as in the gift giver knows the joke is reality or based in reality.

I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
Chad: "Ted received a reality joke gift during his birthday party. He received lingerie, stockings, high heels for his mother to wear. He received a carton of condoms for him to use. His mother and him received a two week stay in the cabin, so he could get his real happy birthday present, hahaha."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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