Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.

At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Imapeli, imaPeli, imapelI<.7.9.7.6.>

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by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Impeccable, impecUcable, impeccable<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Impeccable, impecUcable, impeccable<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Impeding, impeUding, impedinG<.7.9.7.6.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025