floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011

burrito on the floor

To swaddle oneself in an enveloping way with an article of comfort whilst laying on the floor.

I want to go burrito on the floor right now.

by Itsyaboiskinnypeen November 21, 2019

Floor lamp

Lamp found on floor

The floor lamp is on the floor

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023

Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.

“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there”

by jay-nj February 18, 2023

The floor is a vibe

When the floor is the most comfortable seat in the area

"you can sit on the bed"
"nah the floor is a vibe"

by Frederick Frederick November 4, 2019

Sweep the floor

When you order food and you want every toping on it.

"Can I get a large pizza please?"
"What do you want on it?"
"Just sweep the floor"

"The works? You got it."

by Weeblis August 23, 2023

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017