filthy kitten

A sexual being, mostly nocturnal, whos life consists of non stop parting, drugs, and sex. Often the prettiest of the group. Can communicate with kittens and hotties.

"That Carolyn is such a filthy kitten."

by CarolynJeanne September 27, 2009

filthy josh

The process of placing ones penis in a women's ass and using pepto bismol for lubrication. Then ordering a camel from israel to spit in her mouth as she has an orgasm at which time the man ejaculates semen in to her ear causing an ear infection.

My girlfriend had to go to doctor to get the filthy josh i left her removed.

Man josh is dirty fucker for inventing this

Plain and simple .... chicks love it.

Don't knock until you try it

by Josh610 May 11, 2006

Filthy Felix

When a woman crams chicken feathers up a mans anus during sexual intercoarse. The man promptly farts the feathers on to the womans chest.

I gave my boyfriend a Filthy Felix and then he went gay.

by Chiipeeer:) December 31, 2009

filthy wasted

Wasted in the most extreme sense of the word. When one becomes filthy wasted he/she will do and say things that they would never dream of doing sober. You will also admit to things that you are ashamed of! Girls will want to slap bitches and then make out with 'em and guys will want to kill a nigga!

"I have never seen Allie get that filthy wasted! She even admitted to the time she let John put it in her ass!"

by sherbear January 3, 2006

Filthy SkeeBall

Sexual act, while having sex in the missionary position. Right before ejaculation, the man pulls out, shoots his load in her belly-button, then punches her in the stomach trying to shoot the cum into her mouth or on her tits, gaining points for nipples, eyes, and mouth.

Billy was banging some chick and got 50 points when he performed a filthy skeeball.

by Whobeedoobee September 26, 2008

filthy pirate

Similar to the fish eye, the filthy pirate is when one is having sex, and just before climax, the man pulls out and comes in his partner's eye. Usually, the partner covers her eye with one hand, and the man says, "Arr."

Guy: I gave that girl the filthy pirate last night.
Another Guy: Arr.

by matt_gl November 11, 2003

filthy freeland

The act of putting your feet behind your head and blowing poop from your b-hole all over an unsuspecting mormon missionary.

You would not beleive the filthy freeland i saw at church today.

by Republican Rob November 12, 2013