here are the MAIN steps to being an emo
be Mad at youself for cutting yourself for being mad at yourself
Always listen to gay annoying music and hang out with chicks and never ever sleep with any of them
Insist on wearing makeup and flipping your neck even though there is so much grease in your died black hair that even wolverine claws would break if they came into contact with it
Never get laid with women and Never ever wear any colors other than black unless its something gay like a scarf or girls belts that are never needed because you tight pants are already cutting of the circulation to you legs.
be Mad at youself for cutting yourself for being mad at yourself
Always listen to gay annoying music and hang out with chicks and never ever sleep with any of them
Insist on wearing makeup and flipping your neck even though there is so much grease in your died black hair that even wolverine claws would break if they came into contact with it
Never get laid with women and Never ever wear any colors other than black unless its something gay like a scarf or girls belts that are never needed because you tight pants are already cutting of the circulation to you legs.
Emo: my hair wont flip
Wolverine: let me try to cut that gay emo hair bub
Emo: no i cant cut myself without my gay emo hair
Wolverine: what the fuck my unbreakable claws broke because you emotastic hair is to greasy and stiff
Emo: now i will bite your neck and youll turn emo even with your restorative capabilities
Wolverine from the new movie: cool lets go cut ourselves in an emotastic fashion.
Wolverine: let me try to cut that gay emo hair bub
Emo: no i cant cut myself without my gay emo hair
Wolverine: what the fuck my unbreakable claws broke because you emotastic hair is to greasy and stiff
Emo: now i will bite your neck and youll turn emo even with your restorative capabilities
Wolverine from the new movie: cool lets go cut ourselves in an emotastic fashion.
by Jakelasterskeer June 24, 2009
Get the emomug. emo is a music genre.
not a type of person.
people that listen to emo music have just created a stereotype for themselves which is kinda stupid considering they want to 'stand out'.
not a type of person.
people that listen to emo music have just created a stereotype for themselves which is kinda stupid considering they want to 'stand out'.
by o0o0oo August 7, 2007
Get the emomug. A type of person who hates themselves, and dresses in all black. They aren't goth, but they dress almost the same. Many times, people who are emo say they want to kill themselves but never do it. They should assist society, and either stop saying it or just kill themselves.
by Haggis McGee June 1, 2007
Get the emomug. Emo's are people that actually hope that other people are making it very well. They arent afraid to express when they are having a bad day or a good day, unlike many people who are fixed on being happy 24/7 365 days a year and dont cry when a their mom or brother dies, or smiles when someone is murdered and then go and date OJ Simpson or Phil Spector, or some pimpish whorrish bastard. No emos arent built like that, they wont date or marry anyone just for money or fame or power, they wont marry someone who has supermodel looks if they dont have a good heart and soul, because they have very good hearts and souls not the oppisite as may people these days such as ones who leave nast comments on this forum. Yes Emos cry when they loose loved ones sorry to admit that, I know that is horrendous. Emos arent afraid to express their "emotions" such as when they are angry sad insane happy, thankful, hateful loving ect, they dont get turn their own pain and suffering in life into power, with a good kind of -anger. Many Emos who realize there are really evil people in the world so they have developed many self defense fighting tactics such as the "Dim Mak" and thats why they carry a gun just in case they have to save a life of other people including his/her own life. So in those respects they should be regarded as heros and Gods people, and everyone should highly love and respect them, if tehy dont want burn in hell.
One day there was an emo walking down the city street and saw 2 men trying to kidnapp a precious little girl and boy away from their Mother, so the emo ran after the kidnappers and shot them both dead and it made em all famous!:)
by Howard11111111111111111111111111111 February 26, 2008
Get the emomug. one nameless crowd of knobs with bad hairstyles, they all look the same (depressed) which is probably why they are all (depressed) and they usually have rings or some shit hanging out of their faces. (if you can see it behind the bad hairstyle) often these people are noticed to be crying for no reason at all
by Skinna August 3, 2007
Get the emomug. Both a style and a type of music. the style is that boys were girl pants and tight sweaters and shirts. hair for both boys and girls covers most of the face and can be dyed purple,green,red,etc... the music includes popular bands like Fall Out Boy and Aiden. Usually emos are sad and depressed and some cut themselves.
"waw waw waw....sob sob sob..... my chemical romance just killed themselves. i am going to bleed my self now becuase im emo."
by mateo chavez August 6, 2007
Get the emomug. a kid who is dirty and buys jeans from baby gap and cries in his closet and slits his wrist cause his myspace isnt working
by john miller blake miller August 24, 2007
Get the emomug.