by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019
Get the Couch tater mug.A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.
"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"
"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"
"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
by Oh nooes May 3, 2019
Get the Couch fruit mug.A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
by Nafftastic January 18, 2013
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Get the Purple Couch mug.Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
by dkin March 25, 2016
Get the Couch Petato mug.Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
Get the half couch mug.A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.
I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town
by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018
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