Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

by drew a button December 13, 2020

couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

by CusIcan December 13, 2013

Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.

Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?

by Monopolyman64 May 19, 2016

Couch Karen

A Karen that sits on her ass, spewing her entitled opinion all over the internet, because her life feels inconvenienced by actions that don't effect her.

"Sit the fuck down, couch Karen."

by Matryoshica July 20, 2020

Couch Whore

A person who takes up 1/4 + of the couch when there are many people on the couch; Hogging the couch

Jenny is being such a couch whore tonight.

by Kay99 March 18, 2011

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin December 15, 2015

couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.

The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.

by AcesHai January 02, 2018