Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016

Cooter throb

When sexually aroused, the vagina gets a throbbing sensation.

When he talks dirty to me, I get cooter throb.

by Deetouring December 16, 2010

Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017

Cooter snatcher

When your panties get pulled into your vagina.

Person 1: my panties got into a wedgie with my vagina

Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)

by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021

Cooter Cousins

When two females have sex with the same female, they become Cooter Cousins.

No shit?! You banged her too? That makes us Cooter Cousins

by Drunkinism June 21, 2018

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

cooter flower

When a womans cooter has so many vaginal warts it looks like califlower.

Jane needs to see a Dr to treat her cooter flower.

by Zigs71 June 2, 2018