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Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.
I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!
by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016
mugGet the Skunk Cootermug.

canyon cooter

a cooter, that is stretched to the size of a canyon.
she had a canyon cooter.
by mikyj October 13, 2008
mugGet the canyon cootermug.

Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.
Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!
by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021
mugGet the Cooter gasmug.

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.
"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"
by Dangdoerr August 14, 2017
mugGet the cooter moochmug.

cooter sweater

1. Pubic hair, 2. having a nervous cooter, 3. wool panties
Today I removed my cooter sweater.
by The Maestro 69 May 3, 2010
mugGet the cooter sweatermug.

cooter soup

Is when a man jizzes(cums) in a woman, then goes down to eat her cooter (pussy). This can also be called Clam Chowder.
by Ms_B918 May 29, 2017
mugGet the cooter soupmug.

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