the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
Get the coloning mug.(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
Get the colon lock mug.The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.
by Garagemahal May 11, 2025
Get the Amish Colonic mug.A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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Get the Colon mug.Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.
My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
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