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Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
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kickstand colonic

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
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Colonize

When a white (typically English) individual dates and dominates their significant other.
"Did you see James' boyfriend? He's dating a Hispanic dude." "Yeah, bro can colonize."
by Golden Boy Brendan June 23, 2023
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Colonized

When a white guy fucks and impregnate a desi girl of Pakistani, Indian or Bangladeshi origin
Sana was colonized by Kevin in college dorm
by hhhuubbbuub April 29, 2024
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: (Colon)

A punctuation mark used to break apart a sentence.
That party was fun: (Colon) I can't believe that happened.
by 3DVoid May 11, 2025
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