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(not) Instagram Celebrities

People, usually from the south of England, who are in Year 7-11 and are usually the elites in their class who are recognised by students all around the local town where their schools are based. They think they are Instagram Celebrities but they’re really not.

You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’

There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.

Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’

They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)

By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
by Aldranster50 November 1, 2019
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Celebrities series

I only found out who he was when he started dating Dixie. And Ik has as Dixie’s BF. Other than that, useless.
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Celebrity

Jeff bezos is a celebrity
by Melon usk May 21, 2022
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home celebrity

also know as a porn star
damn did you that home celebrity in this years home movie
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celebrity tax

An upcharge you pay at an establishment that is run by or employs a celebrity on site.
The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!
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celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.
What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.
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What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.
Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
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