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Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind”

Sounds like a pain in the ass!”
by PaintingofBombs July 27, 2024
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kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.
by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017
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mediocre kind

you’re nice enough to keep a hook up around but keep your distance enough even though they may still fall in love with you
I don’t know why this boi is in love with me I was just mediocre kind.”
by TOEtally unkind January 9, 2022
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she’s kind

person 1: damn she’s like so kind
person 2: hey urban dictionary says there’s an error in this form
person 1: oh yea that’s because i forgot to say the exact phrase “she’s kind”
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An act of kindness

A phrase that is an alternate word started on r/thomastheplankengine on reddit as an alternate way of saying smash.
u/FoolishlyBad: An act of kindness or an act of villany?
u/Microsoft: An act of kindness
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post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 30, 2017
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Xmas Kindness

Xmas Kindness is used to describe the type of bullshit love one would experience via social medias, news, and through their very own community (should a portion of their community be able to afford giving back of the community and not only be taking, and where that community is not too ghetto). Xmas Kindness generally begins when the chocolate advent calendars are available for purchase from big box retail stores like Walmart, and will generally end after the 25th of December (or Boxing Day for the ones who would prefer to have a starting point to go back to normal / slightly aggressive; especially in view of those deals offered by retailers where quantities are 10 or less per store and you will need your angry hat to get to it!!!). Xmas Kindness is characterized as multiple good heart warming actions that one would NEVER do 341 days out of the year (out of 342 days on leap years). Please note, to equate the number of days - one has to substract the amount of days in a year (i.e. 365); minus the amount of days found the advent calendar (i.e. 24). Such actions may include but are not limited to: opening the door for someone, giving money to the poor, helping the ones in need or anything else that you may believe is nice (but after seeing it after a while on social medias, the news or else you would think Xmas is over done, fake and totally uber fucking gay).
Peter Griffin: And tonight, at what grinds my gears, Xmas Kindness. Most people slam the door in my face 341 days out of the year, however during the 24 days leading to Xmas - people are nice, and they open the door for me. Xmas Kindness - YOU GRIND MY GEARS!
by Danutcase December 17, 2014
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