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basement

where kids are held
"Awwe you'll go great in my basement <33"
by apphpslither June 10, 2024
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Basement Smelt

A noun used to describe a person. It revolves around a person and/or thing being afraid to go inside the basement. Usually someone who has been in the location, however has not gone into the underground level. This is a negative sounding noun. This often occurs at parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.
Yo Wilks a Basement Smelt, he wouldn't reach the basement of the hospis
by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011
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The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.
"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
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Basement

Basement is a gorgeous user on English Momio, her fashion usually says a lot about her soul and mind. Basement is not a human even though she might seem like one. She is in fact a demon, born and raised in hell. You might wonder where the name Basement came from: it’s inspired by where she keeps her borrowed children. Now that you know, go give her some love
John: Is that Basement?
Lily: Her fashion is so unique, I want to dress like Basement!
Ella: I’m her biggest fan
by Basement666 May 27, 2020
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Basement Uncle

A Basement Uncle is a elderly individual in Hindu families he usally resides in the basement with a hat resting upon his head pacing back and fourth, mainly responds to Roti and Chai.
Oye!, Raju who is the dude in your basement

That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.
by TheOntarioHindu January 16, 2021
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Basement work

The act of participating in sexual intercourse whilst being on bottom.
Friend: What’d you get up to last night?
Me: Wife was feeling frisky but I was tired so I did a little basement work.
by Randy Stone January 17, 2024
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Basement Dweller

A basement or attic dweller is typically a male over eighteen, often without a high school diploma or GED, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) without any ambition to move out or contribute to society. These individuals live in a perpetual state of ‘getting their shit together.’ Their daily routine often includes excessive marijuana use, contributing to a lack of motivation. They usually wake up around noon or later and stay up past midnight or later.

Comparable to hikikomori, basement dwellers never or rarely pay rent, lack a job or aspirations for further education, and lead an unhealthy lifestyle dominated by video games and junk food.

Their employment, if any, usually lasts only a few weeks before they quit or get fired. Many of these individuals are socially inept, misogynistic, and either obese, unhealthily skinny, or physically appear normal.

This phenomenon, more prevalent in the US and Canada, is becoming increasingly mainstream globally. While women can also be basement or attic dwellers, it is rarer.

There are subcategories within this group, including:

- The obese, anime-obsessed, heavy-breathing type who neglects personal hygiene.
- The ‘fake gangster’ (AKA Malibu’s Most Wanted), often white, obsessed with weed and mumble rap, adopting behaviors and slang (mainly the N-word) from popular rap culture.
Alan is a basement dweller, the guy is almost 30, living at his mom’s home, no job, just yelling at his video games and smoking weed, what a fucking loser!
by PseudonymNotRealName June 26, 2024
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