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Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020
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Tryhard hours

The hours in which distractions(people, toys,etc)are away and you are able to perfect your choosen craft usually between 9pm-4am
Person: wanna go bar hopping tonight?

You: na I have a test tomorrow so it's Tryhard hours tonight

Person: the fuck are Tryhard hours?
by LeObama de Evie Karen June 22, 2020
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Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
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stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes
"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017
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at the eleventh hour

"She always turned her term papers in at the eleventh hour."
by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017
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FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)
Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now
by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017
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shitpost hour

Time when people decide they want to shitpost (mostly in chat).
IT's shitpost hour m8!
by DefaltSimon June 20, 2017
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