Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.
" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .
by Binky Winky June 14, 2017
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mii monster

An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.

This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".
On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.
by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008
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Funk monster

People or things that are not fresh.
Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.
by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003
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moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.
Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!
by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014
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beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody
We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.
by krazy jr June 28, 2007
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Pop monster

Furry pig, a user of twitter that post scat porn and do "pop" with his prolapse.
Pop monster is behind you
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Fun Monster

A fun monster is a mythological creature that comes out 4 months a year in Belmar. This monster has uncontrollable power to make people frolic and pump their fists. Studies are taking place to make the monster have fun in places other than belmar.
Mike: "We had such a good time at D'jais last night with you"
Suzanne: "That's because i'm the fun monster"
by Pengussy November 02, 2010
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