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The Wolf Pack

What is The Wolf Pack? "We Are A New Breed Of Kaniacs" We are a fun group of KANIACS bound together by our loyalty, respect, for Actor, and Singer Christian Kane and that also goes towards one another as well. Beware if you attack 1 of us, you will feel the wrath from the rest of us. We are there for each other to lend a hand, or a virtual hug!

The Wolf Pack always show their support, everyday while we're voting to win Christian, all of those "Hottie of the Week" titles & we maintain many of the Christian Kane fan websites. We create & share fan art, on a daily basis. We are the ones out there tweeting and retweeting promoting any & every project that Christian is doing big or small. Members of The Wolf Pack actually travel in packs to go see Christian perform, even in other countries that's how devoted to him they are. Once a year we get together and hold KaneCon monies raised goes towards Christians favorite charities!

It's been said that Christian has said that he has, the greatest fans in the world, I couldn't agree more w/him, The Wolf Packs Bond is strong and you can't break our stride, we pick ourselves up dust ourselves off and we are to the next campaign.

The Wolf Pack holds monthly meetings where we pick a theme we pick activities. Of course everything is related to Christian Kane!
when I had my surgery, My Kaniac Sister's of The Wolf Pack checked on me round the clock

When Christian played in England The Wolf Pack had their bags packed and followed him

The Wolf Pack Kanianc come out in full force when Christian needs votes to win one of his Hottie of the Week contests

The Kaniacs of The Wolf Pack are signing a petition to get Christian to play Dalton in the remake of Road House
by Chelle365 December 30, 2013
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Tango Wolf

A Tango Wolf is the breed of woman that has decided that being Orange is sexy and looks as natural as if they had been holidaying on a warm Spanish island for 4 months.

The kind of woman that bathes in fake tan, has her hair died either jet black or white blonde, and wears hiddeous eye make up (usually very dark) in the hope of covering up their underlying averageness.

This is particularly bad when not even applied correctly leaving them with an orange "zebra" style pattern over their legs and arms.

A tell - tale sign of a Tango Wolf is the fact that her palms are the same colour as a Sainsburys carrier bag. (Also check for where it has been applied unevenly on the face, and where it has been rubbed into the hair...nice!!)
Dan: "Ergh, did you see that Tango Wolf?"

Larry: "No, what did she look like?"

Dan: "She looked like Jordan, but uglier"
by daniel_son August 27, 2009
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eye-wolf

The name given to one whos eyes severely outweigh the rest of the face and result in said person appearing to be the image of a wolf. The usual eye-wolf will associate him or herself with large groups of 'gangsters' and enjoys rapping and performing to crowds, using the eyes to hypnotize its prey.
Sheila: Look at that Wiz Khalifa up on stage, he has such big eyes isn't he an eye-wolf.

Shaniqua: HELL YEAH GURL.
by xoxoxfabbyprinnysxoxox January 15, 2013
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Wolf a Gnarley

To wolf a gnarley. In the sense of a sexual act such as busting a nut, blowing a load, or even having a bowel movement, etc...
Holy shitballz Batman! I think I just wolfed a gnarley!

Hey baby, how bout we call it a night and wolf some gnarleys?

Where's the shitter? I'm gonna' wolf a gnarley!

So how much would it cost for you to wolf my gnarleys?
by Legal Definition July 6, 2009
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zayde wolf

A incredible alternative rock band! Sounds like Imagine Dragons, is cool.
Person A: Wow that's a amazing song!
Person B: It's Zayde Wolf, I told you that the band was incredible.
by A verdade November 30, 2016
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wolf branding

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.
-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.
by TerryD September 8, 2010
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The Tom Wolf

When a state’s governor fucks every single citizen then gets re-elected.
Wow, that fucker really gave me the Tom wolf last night. Can’t wait for 4 more years of ass fucking!
by The jammin mammy November 7, 2020
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