What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

What would Dolly do?

I'm assuming it's a secular alternative to WWJD, substituting Dolly Parton for Jesus. Elementally it means, respond to adversity by demonstrating that you're not being dragged into negativity and moving on instead. Perhaps my puffing up your chest or holding your head high. Or just because you feel like doing those things, regardless of any adversity.
Inevitably highjacked by faux feminist and pop feminists with self-congratulatory memes about achievements that aren't gender specific.

Person one: "My partner done gone and left me for another woman. what would Dolly do?"
Person two: "Correct your grammar and self-reflect, don't be judgemental or infer that everyone of a certain gender act the same way" *sprays hair heavily and moves on*

by MattJKing71 March 27, 2024

What's Doing

A Chasidish slang word to make peerim.
Peerim= everything

Menucha texting Batsheva "What's Doing (chaseedish accent)" 😍😍.
Batsheva answers "Peerim".

Batsheva also says " BUSY GALL"!!!!!!

by MasoresBaisYaakovHello January 12, 2022

What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023