A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
by The Prebeltuckian January 17, 2020
An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.
Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 17, 2021
High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd
Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.
by kriegmann January 04, 2015
by johnny apps December 17, 2010
A wheel chair or motorized scooter that is used by someone that has no affliction other than being fat by their own doing.
Did you hear about Mike, he claims hes addicted to fast food and can't work out because he doesn't like it, so he rides around in his whale chariot all day.
by ...I don't have one December 29, 2010
1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly
J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!
by Dispatchrox919(1) June 04, 2009
Often interchanged with the term “Trad Whale”, a Veil Whale will often target her prowl in large churches where Traditional Catholic men will attend mass in hopes that covering up their obesity with a floor length skirt and veil will attract one of these intellectual and traditionally valued gentlemen.
Guy 1: “That girl is kind of chubby but she seems really pious, maybe I can save her.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”
by McGumboBabushka October 01, 2023