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Fat Tommy’s Wednesday

Every day on a Wednesday, you and your boys go to the nearest Fat Tommy’s and have a feast
I really like men (fat tommy’s wednesday)
by JonDoce November 2, 2022
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Whale shark Wednesday

A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks
Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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i'd do it on a wednesday

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.
Damn that girl is gorgeous. I'd do it on a Wednesday.
by balls bigger than yours September 4, 2013
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Brown Wednesday

Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.

Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.
It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.
by yourworstnightmarebutthorn November 24, 2011
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Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday F.C., a football club who believes they rule the world and are the biggest thing since sliced bread.. in truth, they are no bigger than a bucket!

Their shameful team, full of rejects and specialties play their 'football' at a place called Hilsborough. Again, the Sheffield Wednesday faithful (about 15,000) belive they have the biggest, best and most modern football ground in Yorkshire.. No. The clubs infront of you for 'nice' football grounds would be, Sheffield United, Leeds United, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers and Chesterfield.

Your average Sheffield Wednesday fan, is a boozed up narrow minded pig, who will always say to Sheffield United fans, "we're betta than ya, n always wil bi". No, infact the last 9 years show this as you have turned to a small, mediocre and insignificant club to the football league.
My mates just become a Sheffield Wednesday fan.. Kil him, quick.
by Blade. September 23, 2011
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lesbian wednesday

A holidy closely related to 'hump day,' but where everyone acts homosexual, or if already homosexual, acts straight. a day of generic sex.
My boyfriend only lets me kiss girls on lesbian wednesday.
by sodomy_elaine August 30, 2008
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Ass Wednesday

On Ash Wednesday, anal-fuck your partner into oblivion. Just before you let loose your goo, pull out,
spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. Then, wipe your shit-covered dick across her forehead
in the sign of the cross. The result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience.
Bless you my child.
This is self explanitory.
by Dro November 18, 2004
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