sword new new

a Chinese internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛" (as a close homophone) meaning "suck my d*ck"

- Can you sword new new.
- Show show way!

by NotVeryJoe July 3, 2022

Senior Sword Fight

The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis

Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom

by Mc trippin January 10, 2017

sword fish

Gods gift to online console gaming

I wish I was as good as sword fish

by Urban Cowboy November 27, 2004

sword of 1000 truths

Long ago when WoW was created one of the programmers put the sword of 1000 truths into the game inventory. It was so powerful that it had to be removed, and held on a 1GB flash drive, next to the envolope of petty cash. It is now located in suldsmin (in accounting)'s top right desk drawer.

It's effects are as follows,

- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina

Stan slashed "he who has no life" with the sword of 1000 truths.

by He who has no life October 8, 2006

Chatroulette Sword Fight

When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.

Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.

Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight

by BIGSPENT May 10, 2010

shining finger sword

The basic special move of the GF13-017NJ Shining Gundam.
The Shining Finger Sword channels the Gundams energy directly into one of the his beam sabers, creating a large and powerful blade.

My hand burns with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROWS!
ALL IN ONE FINGER!
SHINING FINGER SWORD!

by Hans Peter January 13, 2008

pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

by Cock Neck July 29, 2012