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the shit

the most awesome. when an object or person is the bees knees it is "the shit"

most commonly used by:
asian pimps

black hoods

white nerd wanabees
Luna: owls scare me
Nessa: what are you talking about? owls are the shit
Luna: yeah your'e right. wait! your'e not black!
Nessa: yes but i'm an asian pimp
Luna: whoa...
by kewl!!sux00 December 31, 2010
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shit

brown goo that comes out your anus. is nice to drink with lamingtons. bitches like to shit on everyone else. they enjoy shitting so they sing happily everytime they get a turtle head!
by whoami?youll never guess December 10, 2009
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shit

like if someone forgot their keys they feel like taking a shit cause they feel nervous.like shit,fuck,damn, they all mean the same shit.
by Nuel March 10, 2008
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the shit

A person or thing that is really cool. i.e. Michael DeLatin
by Daniel Morgan December 14, 2004
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shit

No shit - usually used sarcastically, as in, obviously

Dumb shit - dumb person

Shit happens - bad stuff happens.

Bullshit - when someone says 'Bullshit!' it means they assume the person they're talking to is lying, bullshit means 'Lies'.

The shit - good stuff.

Shit! - used in exclamation, to show surprise, disappointment, anger, disbelief, you get the drift.

Jackshit - don't know how to define it. But when someone says 'you don't know jackshit' it means the person doesn't know anything.

Shit - it can mean stuff. In the most literal way I can think of that is used today, it means excretions and stuff. Poo. Crap. Whatever you call it.
'I scored 18 goals.'
'Bullshit!'

'Black Sabbath is the shit!'

'Shit! I lost my phone.'
'Shit! No way!'
'Shit, what the hell is going on?'
'Shit. We lost.'

'You didn't hear jackshit!'

'There was a huge pile of shit in the toilet.'
'Birdshit stained the car window.'
by Sawsan July 20, 2008
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shit

faecal matter

poop
poo
poooop
crap
dung
niggers
Dad: Hey
Son: Hey look at my shit
Dad:What is shit?
Son: Look on the urban dictionary the best dictionary in the world.
Dad:Okay
by SHINSRA January 2, 2019
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shit

I'm shitting
Thats shitty
SHIT
Youre shit
Stop giving no shit
I'll not use this shit
Give me the shitting guy
Im a piece of shit
Shit is great
by IshiftSandvich October 12, 2015
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