Clam crush

Adj: The female version of a bromance.

Sally and Jane totally have a clam crush going on right now.

by Ohyea! September 19, 2009

clam baking

To smoke marijuana in an enclosed vehicle, causing the vehicle to fill up with smoke. This achieves a better high because no smoke is wasted in the process, and is usually done with a blunt or a joint. This is known as clam baking.

"Me and George are going to clam bake in his car later, want to come?"
"We clam baked last night and we were trippin' balls after words."
"George clam baked in his car and now can't get the pot smell out of it."
"Hey, want to go clam baking later?"

by BrettRS July 21, 2008

clam scrubber

facial hair that is abrasive to the female genitalia (aka the clam) during cunnilingus

Girl: "I had to break-up with Bob because every time he went down on me his clam scrubber left me all red and itchy."

by nyaaron May 17, 2010

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016

Clam Glaze

A chick's internal juices exposed on the labia.

I knew she was good to go after feeling the clam glaze on her panties.

by Sweet Jimmy C November 17, 2009

Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

by Rhagava January 18, 2010

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg March 21, 2014