Hym "No. Fuck you. My proximity to a terrorist reduces the value of my life to 0. It's not terrorism. I'm not a terrorist. ACCORDING TO URBAN DICTIONARY I'm 'Some random fucking schizo.' Right? Where did that 70 million dollars come from? I'll give you a hint: His brain is filled to the brim with fluids right now."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Terrorismmug. Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
Get the Terrorancemug. by summadepressie February 25, 2018
Get the Terror Gosémug. The definition of terrorism is Lewis. Lewis creates a bad example of terrorism
Lewis likes to look at people
Lewis likes to look at people
by Mushymosnterxo December 16, 2023
Get the Terrorismmug. Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?
Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
by Craaaazyunicrons July 22, 2022
Get the Social terrorismmug. by Sosku10 August 15, 2021
Get the terror radiusmug. A potentially possessed cow, especially in the game Red Dead Redemption. Skinning or eating a Bovine Terror may result in AIDs or complete body cancer. So avoid eating the Bovine Terror at all cost! It must me said in a Country Blumpkin accent.
by OMG BBQ August 16, 2012
Get the Bovine Terrormug.