Tab Monster

when someone uses a million and one tabs simultaneously in a web browser

Jessica is such a tab monster! she had 27 tabs open in chrome yesterday!

by aphantomdolphin June 3, 2018

meat tab

A synonym for a clitoris. Name is derived from the tab like appearance of the clit. Comes in many shapes and sizes. A very large meat tab is commonly referred to as a meat cutlet.

I was playing with that meat tab for 3 hours and pulled it out.

by Babs59 August 4, 2014

Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.

Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"

by photogriphiff March 18, 2018

TABS

Totally Acceptable Butt Sex

My besties dad is #TABS

by Grrrrrrrrrrrre June 7, 2018

Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.

Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!

by Palomino1 October 2, 2020

Tab

When someone proclaims something extreme, saying "TAB" means that person either has to follow through on their extreme proclamation, or add your drink to their bar "tab".

Darius: I love this picture! I'm gonna get it tattooed!
Anastasia: Tab!
Darius: Dang, now I have to either get the tattoo, or pay for a drink next time I see you.

by sellingsunset1000 May 5, 2022

Tab Monster

A web browser window with more tabs open than any human could reasonably keep track of. Typically the result of a research paper you're writing, or a Wikipedia-Odyssey. A plague to your CPU and mental health.

I knew this essay was a mess when I realized I had created a tab monster on my computer. I could barely keep them all straight, and I couldn't wait to hit that juicy, juicy X in the corner of my screen when I was done.

by minferno May 1, 2020