Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.

I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.

by pseudonymshmoodonym April 05, 2020

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Your either with us, or you are on your own.

Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

“Great start”

When your day has started off on literally the shittiest foot you’ve ever seen and you’re trying to be optimistic.

I just saw my cat eat his own shit and die. “Great start” to my day.

by Loli Daddy August 22, 2019

Start the hat

Start telling the truth

“Im so rich” start the hat we know your lying

by December 25, 2020

START PARODY

the START of a PARODY. which is spelt wrong.

so now ypu know

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

A flying start

Named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a Morrison's cafe.

When making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your dick and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to cum. Ideally before the toast pops. You then cum on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.

Can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.

Decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. She lapped that shit up!

by Ubenvanglooben October 02, 2017