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two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.
"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”
by TwoSkip January 20, 2024
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skip and ball pen

an amazing contribution and standard set where two people entwine together <3

When the unthinkable happens...you fall so hard in love and the other person is there to catch you...AND you go indoor skydiving together :-)
do you sleep on your stomach skip? NO? Can I? (ball pen)

skip and ball pen
by skipball July 25, 2011
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Skip

Some fat behind orange and cyan fox thing that does the funni. Hates lean I guess honestly I legit have no idea what to put here like we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for funny stuff right now. I’m literally using my fursona like how is that even funny like Fr.
“Have you heard of that stupid skip?”

“Sadly I have and he has the big dumb
by Skipper fox March 20, 2022
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Skipping the gym

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people
Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym
by Trillvin December 5, 2023
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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Seaview Skip

Any Ford car produced at the old factory in Seaview, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

Antipodean take on the Dagenham Dustbin. The term most commonly applies to the British sourced models from the 1960s-1980s.
Some of NZ's best selling cars such as the Escort and Cortina are Seaview Skips.
by bdwg September 28, 2012
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Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation
A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.
by SwampRob November 4, 2011
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