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"Who's Shadine?"
"The gerbil"
by ashley1111111111111109 October 13, 2013
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whats shakin bakin?

Simon: Yo wats up?
James: Whats shakin bakin?
Simon: Nothin much u?
by KoolerDanYoMAMA June 11, 2011
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Shagina

A slang term for a medically documented case of a person with a shallow vagina.
Anne: "Well I for one know that my doctor has told me that I have a shallow vagina. And when a man thrusts during intercourse, it HURTS"

Others:*snickering*she's got a SHAGINA.
by maythederivativebewithyou November 3, 2009
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Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
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Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007
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Shahinian

(n.) a bigger noob than the word defined "Serkis". Anyone referred to as a Shahinian is reflecting the uttermost disgust and lack of skill existent in the universe. Stephen Hawkings identified Shahinians as a parralell galaxy in which being a huge fatter noob than any other galaxy; this port to another dimension is accessed upon becoming the biggest noob with lacking skills in any activity they divulge their efforts into. Shahinians are located primarily in Toronto, Ontario; colors of Shahianians are Orange/red/with pubic colors of Orange or dark black.
(V.) These creatures will suck the time and life out of your day and will always carry ample supplies of granola bars in their cupboards.
(n.) Be weary the lack of skill and unnatractiveness of these Shahinians.
(v.) That Shahinan keeps a delicious supply of goods in its household.
by JosL337 December 9, 2010
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shakin my dick (SMD)

When a male between the age of 15-65 goes somewhere or does something he must shake his dick.
examples of times to use shakin my dick (SMD)

I took a shower, shakin my dick.

Saw my grandson for the first time! #SMD
by RYAN WITH A SPEEDO July 29, 2012
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