Person A: You want to go hit the club tonight? Person B: I cant I’m Rollin' Pennies from 8am to midnight!
by vybes May 14, 2006

A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.
Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here.
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?
by Herping Derp April 14, 2014

One Twitch bit is equal to one American penny. As a result a "jeff penny" or "jeff pennies" are analogous to real world US pennies.
by Kate0C January 26, 2021

by Ethan_bigsnake March 9, 2015

A book so old or crappy that the used price on Amazon.com is one penny. These are usually old romance novels.
Mike: Hey you heard about that new autobiography from that retarded model?
Joe: No, is it any good?
Mike: Hell, its a crappy penny book.
Joe: No, is it any good?
Mike: Hell, its a crappy penny book.
by Gt Gamer November 17, 2009

A Jewish person who suffers from severe Anorexia and near total blindness, due to not being able to see through his massive afro.
God Max is such a Pennie Vacuum! I don't think he can even see the pennies he sucks up! He must have Smell-o-vision.
by LoadedAtUrFace April 25, 2011

by TheTunaEye March 27, 2013
