Poisonous

Can kill you dead if you eat it

Vev: “It can really kill you dead, poisonous.”
Rin: *Goes to bush*
Vev “ No you don’t hav-“
Rin: *Throws Up*

by magma_gangster September 2, 2019

Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.

All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.

by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019

Pickle poison.

When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.

“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”

“Dude okay”

by Laceythepaninihead September 7, 2019

Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

poisoned army

The army that King gentec rules over basically a bunch of random people that all have different abilities

The poisoned army shall gain power!

by A poisoned soldier September 7, 2017

mexican poison

Another name for Tequila.

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"

by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016