House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck June 9, 2018

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

mouse-finger

In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.

Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.

by Adam Wayne May 16, 2005

Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.

I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.

by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022

Mouse fart

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...

Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts

by Hu$$ January 30, 2017

drag the mouse

the act of using the mouse to fast forward porn on websites to get to the good stuff.

this german porn had way to much dialog. i had to drag the mouse to get to hairy bush.

by [e-mail] February 18, 2012

Fukke Mouse

A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.

That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......

by Statler71 December 9, 2010