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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin May 18, 2007
mugGet the i'm so bad i can suck my own dickmug.
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
mugGet the YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHERmug.

Suck my dick

A way of sayingfuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick
mugGet the Suck my dickmug.
"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
by mattwinwood March 10, 2023
mugGet the Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!mug.

my dick so long

When u see ur mum
FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long
by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019
mugGet the my dick so longmug.

stepping on my dick

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016
mugGet the stepping on my dickmug.

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