Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

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Landon

The creepiest and most disgusting person you will ever meet fakest to themselves most likely has faces made of skin in his backpack and is a total twink

Dude 1: dude that is what I call doing a Landon.
Dude 2: Bro that was the dahmer show.

by Mr.soul June 5, 2024

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Landon day

A fun guy to be around and is 100% will be a millionaire

Man that kid is a Landon day

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

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rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end

someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t

by rose kai is king April 28, 2021

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Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

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Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

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