mediocre kind

you’re nice enough to keep a hook up around but keep your distance enough even though they may still fall in love with you

“I don’t know why this boi is in love with me I was just mediocre kind.”

by TOEtally unkind January 9, 2022

kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.

This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.

by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017

private story kind of guy

Perverted

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021

An act of kindness

A phrase that is an alternate word started on r/thomastheplankengine on reddit as an alternate way of saying smash.

u/FoolishlyBad: An act of kindness or an act of villany?
u/Microsoft: An act of kindness

by feichang_piaoliang 非常漂亮 January 30, 2025

she’s kind

something said in an olivia rodrigo song

person 1: damn she’s like so kind
person 2: hey urban dictionary says there’s an error in this form
person 1: oh yea that’s because i forgot to say the exact phrase “she’s kind”

by byeeeebyeeeemsamericainpieeeee June 19, 2021

Kind Cart

what a nice gamertag oh wait its owned by the one and only Lashawn Balls himself omg omg i love the kindcart
yes yes great

person 1: im really depressed :(

person 2: kind cart

person 1: yay im happi now

by FlingaFlonga May 6, 2022

post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.

After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.

by Rod Ba July 30, 2017