smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

by Seshie February 19, 2009

Chair Face

A smashed face resulting from being hit by a flying chair. Usually occurs when recipient has done something offensive or causes stress to the person throwing the chair.

Work on my tickets, or you'll finish the day with a chair face.

by jennyb52 June 12, 2015

Chair Love

The ultimate sign of affection.

The grabbing of the back of a chair and it shaking vigorously.

I gave Matt some chair love the other day. He loved it.

by Anon-mouse October 6, 2008

Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

by Anonymochka December 19, 2008

chair hips

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

by Nicholas R July 2, 2007

broken chair

A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.

"Everything was going smooth that night until Jimmy tried a broken chair."

by thefatman123456 June 21, 2009

Chair Rapist

so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair

Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!

by h.legge September 16, 2011