The basement is a complex inventory import export system, relying on the honor system, and abduction.
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A true Basement Party hits different 'cause the air stays thick with that post-fuck haze, sweat and cum baked into the concrete, hickeys blooming into deep marks hidden under hoodies the next day, testimonies already scrubbed clean to "just dancing and drinks." The whole setup screams orgy—dim red lights, couches pushed back, bottles rolling underfoot—while the aftermath paints the picture nobody spells out: stained mattresses flipped quick, limps blamed on "too much twerking," that lingering raw scent clinging to everybody's skin. Everybody swaps those knowing side-eyes on the way out, stories locked down tight, 'cause what went down stays etched in the evidence—the dripped fluids, the wrecked bodies, the silence that says everything.
A true Basement Party hits different 'cause the air stays thick with that post-fuck haze, sweat and cum baked into the concrete, hickeys blooming into deep marks hidden under hoodies the next day, testimonies already scrubbed clean to "just dancing and drinks." The whole setup screams orgy—dim red lights, couches pushed back, bottles rolling underfoot—while the aftermath paints the picture nobody spells out: stained mattresses flipped quick, limps blamed on "too much twerking," that lingering raw scent clinging to everybody's skin. Everybody swaps those knowing side-eyes on the way out, stories locked down tight, 'cause what went down stays etched in the evidence—the dripped fluids, the wrecked bodies, the silence that says everything.
Yo, that Basement Party last weekend was wild—shorty came upstairs at sunrise holding the wall, couch looked like a crime scene, pure implied destruction." That's how it always goes: felt by the whole crew, admitted by zero, forever written in the stains and the smirks nobody explains.
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"What are you, a bitter housewife? I'm basemented."
"What are you, a bitter housewife? I'm basemented."
by Abdisalam October 13, 2017
Get the basemented mug.A massive group that is kept a secret It is filled with some legends like Eren or also know as Buz or Baha he is currently just a member and left the council after he overthrew the fascist iudex who was the owner of the group at the time now thanks to his efforts the group is an online discord server and no longer requires real life meetings
by BaharatliBuz April 28, 2025
Get the Basement Society mug.A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.
"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
Get the The Basement Bathroom mug.A noun that usually has a negative outcome. Someone who goes to a location and enters it, however doesn't go in the basement. To classify as a basement smelt the whole area of the location must be entered, except the basement or underground area. The reasoning to be a 'basement smelt' is because there is either a fear or phobia of something in beneath the middle floor. Examples are parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.
by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011
Get the Basement Smelt mug.A basement or attic dweller is typically a male over eighteen, often without a high school diploma or GED, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) without any ambition to move out or contribute to society. These individuals live in a perpetual state of ‘getting their shit together.’ Their daily routine often includes excessive marijuana use, contributing to a lack of motivation. They usually wake up around noon or later and stay up past midnight or later.
Comparable to hikikomori, basement dwellers never or rarely pay rent, lack a job or aspirations for further education, and lead an unhealthy lifestyle dominated by video games and junk food.
Their employment, if any, usually lasts only a few weeks before they quit or get fired. Many of these individuals are socially inept, misogynistic, and either obese, unhealthily skinny, or physically appear normal.
This phenomenon, more prevalent in the US and Canada, is becoming increasingly mainstream globally. While women can also be basement or attic dwellers, it is rarer.
There are subcategories within this group, including:
- The obese, anime-obsessed, heavy-breathing type who neglects personal hygiene.
- The ‘fake gangster’ (AKA Malibu’s Most Wanted), often white, obsessed with weed and mumble rap, adopting behaviors and slang (mainly the N-word) from popular rap culture.
Comparable to hikikomori, basement dwellers never or rarely pay rent, lack a job or aspirations for further education, and lead an unhealthy lifestyle dominated by video games and junk food.
Their employment, if any, usually lasts only a few weeks before they quit or get fired. Many of these individuals are socially inept, misogynistic, and either obese, unhealthily skinny, or physically appear normal.
This phenomenon, more prevalent in the US and Canada, is becoming increasingly mainstream globally. While women can also be basement or attic dwellers, it is rarer.
There are subcategories within this group, including:
- The obese, anime-obsessed, heavy-breathing type who neglects personal hygiene.
- The ‘fake gangster’ (AKA Malibu’s Most Wanted), often white, obsessed with weed and mumble rap, adopting behaviors and slang (mainly the N-word) from popular rap culture.
Alan is a basement dweller, the guy is almost 30, living at his mom’s home, no job, just yelling at his video games and smoking weed, what a fucking loser!
by PseudonymNotRealName June 26, 2024
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