armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 7, 2021

Disco Doctor

A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti

Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .

Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?

by flt1335666 May 22, 2020

Doctor Pep3r

Second coming of Adolf hitler and the Antichrist

Doctor Pep3r is the anti Christ

by Doctor Pep3r October 22, 2019

doctor t

A Chad who was excited to take over Boom Beach that he wrote a song about it

Beta male: Who is Doctor T

An absolute Chad: A Chad who was excited to take over Boom Beach that he wrote a song about it

by Squishoo December 3, 2020

Doctor Scott

Doctor Scott is the nickname for an amazing person born in England in the 1970's who has amazing psychic skills.

Do you need doctor Scott to look into ANY situation for you.

by 75348 May 20, 2021

Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021

Doctor Phew

Just one of those people that would be enormously improved by death.

Here Lies Doctor Phew:
A Non-Human P.O.S.

by Serenamine October 5, 2021