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Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
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Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick

An experience. Consider your options wisely.
Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
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definition

Yo, from the first to the last of it, delivery is passionate.

The whole and not the half of it, vocab and not the math of it.

Projectile that them blasted with, accurate assassin shit.
Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd, lawd have mercy
All nice and decent crew, follow me now, we say
Say Hi-Tek yes you're ruling hip-hop
Say J. Rawls yes you're ruling hip-hop
Redefinition say you're ruling hip-hop
Say Black Star come to rock it non...
by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010
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A Published Definition

A rare occurrence when an Urban Dictionary Editor approves a user's definition.
Hopefully this definition is a published definition.

A published definition is more rare than the holy grail.
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Why did my definition get rejected?

So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.
Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?
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Most liked definition

A definition with the most likes. Or dislikes. It doesn't matter just give one to this definition please. I wanna be famous. In a dictionary. Jk I'm not a nerd. Jk again. Why are you still reading this
The most liked definition on Urban Dictionary will be this one if people are nice and helpful!!!
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"posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary"

Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: Good to know.
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