Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

by drew a button December 12, 2020

Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.

I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town

by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018

Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.

Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?

by Monopolyman64 May 18, 2016

couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.

Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

by Yuki putt January 30, 2016

couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.

Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.

by JK Knowling March 12, 2022

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin March 25, 2016

Couch tater

A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.

Adam is such a couch tater.

by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019