When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.
by drew a button December 12, 2020
Get the Couch lockedmug. A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.
I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town
by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018
Get the Couch splittermug. by Monopolyman64 May 18, 2016
Get the Purple Couchmug. by Yuki putt January 30, 2016
Get the couch wormmug. A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
by JK Knowling March 12, 2022
Get the couch husbandmug. Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
by dkin March 25, 2016
Get the Couch Petatomug. by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019
Get the Couch tatermug.