(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 5, 2010
Get the couch magnetmug. by burritoslocos April 22, 2015
Get the couch tacomug. Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
by CJ Moose July 11, 2014
Get the Couch Coachmug. A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
by JK Knowling March 12, 2022
Get the couch husbandmug. 18 grams of mushrooms in a vitamin c smoothie split between four people and shit goes awry. used to describe a general wrongness
by RHProvus March 11, 2010
Get the bad couchmug. 1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
by Beth_The_Death February 16, 2008
Get the couch saladmug. by CusIcan December 12, 2013
Get the couch touchmug.