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Cosmic Test Factions

The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die
That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions
by FruitCoconut November 3, 2018
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Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.
Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.
by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011
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Cosmico

Cosmico is the most powerful being in the multiverse , he can warp reality and bend spacetime to his whim , he is also the coolest guy in the entire multiverse and has unimaginable amount of sense of humor , Most people wish to be like him but none are even remotely successful in their attempts to imitate him .

Cosmico

1) Warp's Reality
2) Loves Pyjamas
3) Like to wear suits

4) Watches anime
5) is COOL
"Hey i was trying to imitate Cosmico but i failed" , said Brad to Tom
by Mr Paranormal July 16, 2020
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Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.
1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator
by SteamyWuffle January 12, 2021
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Cosmic brownie

Is what you call a gay blackie.
by Keaton MW. Boltz February 19, 2021
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cosmicyeonjun

a very special person to me :D I love them so mach and i’m beyond grateful for them<3 they deserve every bit of happiness! sunoo’s BFF (REAL!!!)

thx ig😂💀🤞❣️
cosmicyeonjun is mama. 😊💜 ARMY
by elmome May 21, 2021
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Cosmic Cast

The funniest podcast on the internet, run by CosmicDomino, DaAngryDemon, IronyAmi, and SuperGaming Dude
Chad 1: Do you listen to the Cosmic Cast?

Chad 2: Of course!
by EveryonesFave May 24, 2021
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