The blood clot leftover on your shaft after having sex with your woman right at the beginning or end of her period.
I was banging Lindsay last night, and I forgot she was on the rag. She left a nasty Scarlet Tuna Clump on my meatpipe.
by mtuffguy25 February 26, 2011
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by Seanco December 25, 2008
Get the Columbian steak mug.The Columbian VCR occurs when a man, often desperately in need of sexual release and his hand just doesn't fulfill his sexual fantasies, until the point where the man lubes up his cock and thrusts it into his old VCR because he can't get any actual pussy. And in this act his penile growth gets stuck inside the VCR and so he has to try the eject button which fucks up his penile shaft, and eventually has to call the paramedics to remove his penis from the mechanical abyss of the VCR, in hope that his shaft is still intact.
(Guy) Im pretty horny, and the bitches just aint coming my way, so i think im going to try something new to spice things up tonight. { * Inserts dick into VCR * } Oh yeah, thats nice!!! Oh, shit!!! My dick is stuck. { * Calls Paramedics * )
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.
(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.
(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
by Bill Tremonti May 19, 2011
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First person: "I need a ride home, I have to work tomorrow."
Second person: "Fuck that, we still have three cases of beer and a liter of vodka."
Third person; "Columbus, Texas always prevails!"
Second person: "Fuck that, we still have three cases of beer and a liter of vodka."
Third person; "Columbus, Texas always prevails!"
by Anna Mae Bollocks July 17, 2011
Get the Columbus, Texas mug.This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.
I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that
That is before attended the school myself i might add
After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something
This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name
Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO
What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA
The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum
Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all
I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards
:) :)
And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that
That is before attended the school myself i might add
After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something
This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name
Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO
What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA
The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum
Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all
I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards
:) :)
And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.
2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
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