Clam Nugget

After a female wipes using poor quality toilet paper, the remaining bits of paper are known as Clam Nuggets.

"I was gonna eat out this girl but when I got down there, she had Clam Nuggets!"

by Bobel Berlger December 9, 2008

bearded clam

a wild and hairy vagina

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

Clam-Jam

(noun)the female equivalent of a Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "ugly friend" or "previously rejected."
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.

"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."

by Colleen E. January 12, 2008

Clam crush

Adj: The female version of a bromance.

Sally and Jane totally have a clam crush going on right now.

by Ohyea! September 19, 2009

Man Clam

A muscular tube leading from the external rectum to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter exits and solid mass enters. Typically found on a human male (pending gender identity).

A gay slang term coined by Gay PornStar Pierce Paris.

The "Man Clam" is usually opened by a finger, tounge, strap-on or penis.

by @pierceparisxxx August 6, 2017

clam baking

To smoke marijuana in an enclosed vehicle, causing the vehicle to fill up with smoke. This achieves a better high because no smoke is wasted in the process, and is usually done with a blunt or a joint. This is known as clam baking.

"Me and George are going to clam bake in his car later, want to come?"
"We clam baked last night and we were trippin' balls after words."
"George clam baked in his car and now can't get the pot smell out of it."
"Hey, want to go clam baking later?"

by BrettRS July 21, 2008

clam jostling

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.

A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.

by garybaldi February 12, 2010