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canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.
so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.
by fk from cv February 26, 2015
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Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.
I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.
by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022
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canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016
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Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".
"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."
by Serisin December 12, 2017
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Canadian limbo

A fun game to play with your buddies. All over the world, and particularly in Mexico, there are young, Canadian tourists hurting for a squirting. How low can you go?
Eric and Terry met some Canadian teenagers at their resort in Puerto Vallarta and then they did the Canadian limbo.
by jackass303 February 4, 2009
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Canadian Damage

Weak or Low Damage. Usually used to describe the type or amount of damage a character or class deals in a game.
This Chun Li deals canadian damage. She'll never win!
by ShizuoHamada October 16, 2016
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Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.
Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.
by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019
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