canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.

so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.

by fk from cv February 26, 2015

Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019

Canadian Damage

Weak or Low Damage. Usually used to describe the type or amount of damage a character or class deals in a game.

This Chun Li deals canadian damage. She'll never win!

by ShizuoHamada October 16, 2016

Canadian Blower

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.

Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.

by 123bdk February 24, 2021

canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".

Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

by snagglesnark April 27, 2014

canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.

Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.

by Mnao January 13, 2016

Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.

I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.

by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022