canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.

so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.

by fk from cv February 26, 2015

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canadian waterfall

When you jerk your meat above your girls mouth and let the cum flow smoothly out your dick.

I'm about to do a Canadian waterfall on your ass.

by I'm 2nd.0 July 18, 2017

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golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016

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Canadian Butthole

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

by Remo Gold August 7, 2019

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canadian creamsicle

The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.

Similar to a Canadian Lollipop

Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?

Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!

by Renigadecrew October 22, 2018

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