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canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.
so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.
by fk from cv February 26, 2015
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Canadian Sex

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.
"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."
by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021
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Canadian rage

A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once
Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?

Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.

Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.
by Lunar_potatoes778 October 28, 2015
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canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".
Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.
by snagglesnark April 27, 2014
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Canadian Blower

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.
Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.
by 123bdk February 24, 2021
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canadian mudpie

The act of two females shitting inside each other’s asses and then proceeding to complement each other.
Bro, these two girls did a Canadian mudpie in front of me last night!
by Children’s Place magazine December 9, 2017
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Canadian Damage

Weak or Low Damage. Usually used to describe the type or amount of damage a character or class deals in a game.
This Chun Li deals canadian damage. She'll never win!
by ShizuoHamada October 16, 2016
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