shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls
by Operandus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.
by FiveAces February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by jwb330 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?
by Door4mat. February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch
"What did you do with Patty last night?"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
by deemurrrray February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.