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Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.
Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?
by Monopolyman64 May 18, 2016
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Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
by TheCleanSanchez July 20, 2012
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Couch Whore

A person who takes up 1/4 + of the couch when there are many people on the couch; Hogging the couch
Jenny is being such a couch whore tonight.
by Kay99 April 20, 2011
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couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.
The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.
by AcesHai April 23, 2018
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Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.
by drew a button December 12, 2020
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Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.
"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
by Oh nooes May 3, 2019
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Couch tater

A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.
Adam is such a couch tater.
by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019
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