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canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.
so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.
by fk from cv February 26, 2015
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Canadian Carpool

Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.
That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.
by Gabemoto April 14, 2014
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canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".
Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.
by snagglesnark April 27, 2014
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Canadian Blower

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.
Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.
by 123bdk February 24, 2021
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Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.
Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.
by superminun October 17, 2018
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Canadian Convoy

The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".
Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!
by 50Gunner1984 March 11, 2022
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Canadian Sex

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.
"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."
by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021
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